oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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