You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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