I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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