Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
The ass gains better be worth it
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize