She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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