Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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