In the future we'll all be gay
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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