walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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