well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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