do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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