omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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