Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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