i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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