as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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