Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Still dying that you shit outside
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
