your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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