fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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