Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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