Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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