So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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