i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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