haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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