yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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