She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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