I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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