my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Even my vagina gasped.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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