How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
