normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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