office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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