talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
