was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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