Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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