and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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