I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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