ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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