Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
found the other keg... it's in the tree
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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