The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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