I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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