Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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