when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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