Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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