walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
