i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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