She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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