im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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