Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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