I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
