Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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