the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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