Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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