the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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