...so i touched it.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Randomize
