Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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