gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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