I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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