Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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