i may or may not be watching the land before time
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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